"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"Your talking to someone who really understands rock music."
"Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it."
"Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains."
"A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits."
Richard M. Nixon
"The more I meet people the more i like my dog."
"I like to see you move with the rythm; I Like to see when you're dancin' from within."
"Life is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."
"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries."
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."
"America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole."
"History is more or less shit."
"The times they are a-changing."
Last Words Of Famous People
"Drink to me."
Pablo Picasso, last words
"Go away, I'm alright."
H.G. Wells, last words
"Friends applaud, the Comedy is over."
Ludwig Von Beethoven
"Why yes -- a bulletproof vest."
James Rodgers, on being asked his final request in front of a firing squad
And quite possibly the worst last words ever
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
General John B. Sedgwick, shot in the head during battle, 1864